Random Role Players Wanted

Alright, I thought this forum needed a random role play to let those of you, who have those random moments, vent and not corrupt the serious role play with too much randomness.

I am one of those people who needs to vent the randomness so it doesnt ruin the real role play. So this is just a random role play, all are welcome, and all things go.

So lets have fun with this role play.

*pushes up soap box and sits on it waiting with his fox tail twitching in anticapation.*

*a portal opens and a wolf who seems to be made of iron steps through but immediately trips on the box* "dammit people watch where you put your.., hey there"

A strange Fox walks into the room singing. "I am Iron Wolf.. Cheap furry rip off... He can't walk in rain.... For if he does he'll rust in place!!!" Upon finishing the verse he looks up and says. "HEY I think this songs about you dude!"

Makarn spontaneously pops into existance beside the soap box, garbed in fruit. Slices of water melon strapped under his feet, banannas sewn together to make pants and a shirt, a pineapple elegantly carved into a hat with a bowl formation ontop. In this bowl was an assorment of woodland fruit and in the centre a palm frond sticking up and waving gently in the air.
"I be tree...hmm can you please point me in the direction of the nearest orchard?" Reaching up He plucked a blackberry from the bowl and proceded to nibble it.

The strange fox who head just previously been head banging to the song Iron Wolf looked up and said. "Holy hell!!!! Man that must have been some bad shit yo." Slowly pulling a fork from his pocket. "Well might as well make the most of it.... Come here you I got the munchies!"

that song int about me actually it was made by our squadron when we were marching. i'm not actually all iron ill show u" he began to take off the iron Armour and slowly his real color shone through... it was actually dirt brown with spots of iron color where the Armour had dyed his fur once he finished taking of his armor he attacked the fruit man and began to devour him

Two more Makarn's pop into existance pop a strawberry in each others mouths and begin to join Iron wolf in feasting on Makarn's fresh corpse...all the while not dropping a single berry from their hats...

(My internets down back at home so I might not be replying like I useally do.)

Pixel stands up from his soap box of infinate limited power and readies to attack. He jumps over Shimo's head and snatches the Fork of Forceful Forcefullness of Greens from Shimo's hand.

Woot!!

"YOU BASTARD!!!" Shimo yelled "Thats my damn fork!" And with that he pulled a hand full of sand from his pocket throwing it in Pixels eyes. "HAH eat pocket sand bitch!"

*Rambo style* The Makarns reach to thier hips and draw a pair of bannanas aiming it at each other. Look slightly perplexts then point them at Pixel.
"The fork, the fork Pixel...We demand the fork, fork us, give use the fork..." said one of them.
The other slowly inched closer and closer the the talker and then suddenly smacked him across the back of the head with the bannana, sending his fruit hat cascading in all directions. The slapped Makarn had his jaw agap then dropped to the ground, and vaporised. The final Makarn threw himself to the ground and began gobbling up all the spilled friut...
"Mmmm, star apple!" *munchmunchmunchmunch*

Then teh shomo jumped into the scene screaming. "NOM NOM NOM delice ous fruit!!!" and began to gorge on the spilled fruit next to the last remaining Makarn. And then the mighty FOX BOX jumped in and yelled. " I WILL MODERATE THIS!!!!"

And then the Sha-moo Jumped in screaming. "Where is the YIFFFFFFF!!!!!."

Volk walks in slowly with a large tank on his back,
"What the hell is happenin here?!"
He pulls a pipe from his side and primes the object in his hand,
"Why so serious?!"
The tank and pipe are really a flamethrower. Volk unloads the entire 30 second life span of the flamethrower on them.
"Sweet, fire."

"Arg!" Makarn pops out out of existance exept for an eye which squints through the non existance of the rest of his body to have have an look at the....yiff....it was his dirty eye...

Volk then takes off his trench coat and pants,
"Did anyone order a pizza... with extra naked?"

The eye of Makarn looked perplexed... "What is that?" it asked. This action alone started a mystery that an episode of CSI would investigate, of how an eye spoke, or for that matter looked perplexed...

Shimo stood up and looked over at Volk his pants lieing next to the chared remains of melted Iron. "Come here sexy!!!!" And with that Shimo jump Volk and the only sound that could be heard for miles to come was a mixture of high pitched yips and yiffs mixed with an echoing *NOM*

Volk began to dance, and without his pants, did he dance. Oh did he dance.

Couse your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they aint no friends of mine

Shimo wrote:

Couse your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they aint no friends of mine

lol thats Redfox's signature...

"Alright this a little beyond the PG point for my little kit mind to watch..." Pixel says as he catches a glimse of Shimo. "Im going to take my Fox Box over to the next room to watch cartoons."

*drags box past the door*

"and im taking the FORK WITH ME!!"

Bastard stole my fox box. :'( ....... * Shimo runs into the next room with pixel, panties still around his ankles, Grabbing Pixel he rips off his clothing and proceeds to rape.... Stopping mere seconds in.... "Damn you Pixel!!!! Why are you to cute to rape!!!!!"

"I didnt TRY to be this cute," Pixel says in a smart tone. lol

"Well ok then.... I have no regrets then." Shimo says as he lifts Pixels ear.... "Are you ready?" And then he done gone and stuck his pee pee in thar and fooked pix-els smarts out.