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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:32 am | |
| *Bust out of room in a tank* "Now witness the true power of this fully armed and operational fox kit!!!" Pixel says as he rolls into the room, "...But has anyone figured out on how we can do all this inside?" | |
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Shimo mod
Number of posts : 182 Age : 33 Location : In heaven... I couldn't take god being 16...... NOW I LIVE WITH HIM! Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:53 pm | |
| Shimo run's strait for the tank. "KAMIKAZEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Jumping into the air with the height of super man himself he come's barreling down from the sky katana in hand. "For my brethren!!!!!! And my honor!!!!!!" And with that he came down on the tank full heartedly with the strikeing force of a highly trained and educated warrior cricket. Leaving a mear scratch on the tank Shimo looks up and down the barrel...... "Ah crap.........." | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:00 pm | |
| Volk loads a round into his PTRS-41, and lines up the sights upon the tank, "You owe me one you jap fox," Volk fires the round straight through the tank, immobilizing the engine, but not the turret. | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:40 pm | |
| "Ha ha!!" Pixel yells out as his head peaks out of the tank, "You have failed Ruski Dog and Jap Fox!! You may have demobleized my head tank." Pxiel then stands up and holds out a small black with a red button on it. "But how will you defeat all of THESE!!" Pixel presses the button causing the walls around then to fall. Surrounding the three lay hundreds of heavely armed tanks. This is the part where the camera slowly zooms out from the middle to reveal a thick blanket of tanks with Pixel laughing manically in the back ground with doom music playing. | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:45 pm | |
| Volk puts on his helmet, lites a cigar, and loads up his rifle. "Well, well." Looking to Shimo, speaking in a thick Russian accent "Looks like we will have to become comrades for the time being, yes Fox?" | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| A helicopter flys over head. Pixel looks up and smiles. "Well my friends, this is where I make my leave." A rope ladder falls next to Pixel. Pixel grabbs onto is, "have fun playing with my toys!! Mwa ha ha!!" The helicopter flys out of sight with Pixel on the rope ladder. The tanks start to close in. | |
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Shimo mod
Number of posts : 182 Age : 33 Location : In heaven... I couldn't take god being 16...... NOW I LIVE WITH HIM! Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| Looking over at the the Rusian Shimo pipes out. "TODAY...... IS NOT A DAY OF SACRAFICE.............. BUT A DAY OF ALIANCE......... AND OF VICTORY!!!!!" Jumping down from the tank Shimo pull's out a Howizer... (He stole it from an American in WW2 I think.) "TODAY WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM.......... TOMOROW WE DEFEND IT............ AND ONLY ONCE ALL THAT IS DONE AND I'VE HAD MY NAP........THEN AND ONLY THEN, SHALL WE SEEK OUR REVENGE ON THAT FOOLISH KIT..... NEVER HAVE ANY FOE STOOD AGAINST THE MIGHT OF JAPAN!!!!!!!!!! Oh and Russias ok to I geuss. NOW LETS GO RUSKI, ONWARD TO VICTORY, AND ONWARD TO DOGGY TREATS!!!!!!!" | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:55 pm | |
| (Uh u no guys, this revolution was supposed to be against Iron Wolf why the heck is everyone against me)
Pixel sits in his mountain lair | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:58 pm | |
| Volk smiles, and brings his fingers to his lips. He lets out a big whistle, and with that, 50 BMPs loaded with Ruski dogs, armed to the teeth with Kalashnikov's and SKS rifles. "We Ruski dogs will join you, for now we are comrades, but this shall last brother, for a day will come, we shall tear at the throats once more. NOW! ATTACK!" And with that the brute force of the Red Army strikes at the Fox Kit tanks. Soon Migs and HINDS come swooping over the ridge to lay down a fire wall demolishing an entire section of tanks. | |
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Shimo mod
Number of posts : 182 Age : 33 Location : In heaven... I couldn't take god being 16...... NOW I LIVE WITH HIM! Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:04 pm | |
| Shimo fires his howitzer strait into the air and a puff of white smoke flashed through the sky. "AND NOW MY LITTLE BOYS AND YOUNG TEENAGE WARRIORS...... YOU HAVE FAILED IN SCHOOL AND MUST REGAIN YOUR HONOR....... YOU MUST PERFORM THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE FOR YOUR COUNTRY...... KAMIKAZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" And with that thousands of teenage and younger Japanese warriors ran into the field of tank and one by one each Jap was engulfed by a flash of light followed by shear carnage...... They had regained there honor with the push of a button, and Japan managed to thin their numbers and keep their most educated scientists to build bigger guns... And with that the siege of Pixels tank army was over. P.S. We should go after Iron together once we meet up with you | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:08 pm | |
| As the battle settle the sound of a slow clap is heard. Volk and Shimo look toward the source and find Pixel sitting on the pile of rubble. "Very good Ruski dog and Jap Fox." He says, "You have done well..." | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:10 pm | |
| The Ruski dog army aims at the little fox. Volk tells them to hold their fire. "What are you getting at Fox?" | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:13 pm | |
| Pixel stands up and walks up to Volk, practally paying no attention to the hundreds of guns pointed at him. "Im simply giving u a compliment Ruski, its not every day a fox and a dog take out an entire tank army." | |
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Shimo mod
Number of posts : 182 Age : 33 Location : In heaven... I couldn't take god being 16...... NOW I LIVE WITH HIM! Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:19 pm | |
| "You kiding? This is part of Jap training foolish kit, hell we fight giant robots." And with that Shimo snaped his fingers and hundreds of giant fighting robots walked up over the kill. "See you thought you could take out Kamakazeeeeeeeee!!! wariors, and you fails...... Imagine the might of an army of giant killer fighting robots and shit from the fucking future and shit...." Turning to look at the Rusian dog Shimo pulled a bowl of noodles from his back pocket. " In Rushia noodles pocket you " | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:22 pm | |
| Volk looks at Shimo with disdain. "Back to problem at hand Foxes. We defeated you, but is larger problem at hand. The one for which is named robbie. He must fall, and we shall, how you say, be pushing." | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:24 pm | |
| "Hmm," Pixel says as he walks away from the ground and the pauses, "so what do u want to do with me?...Kill me?....no, you couldnt do that..." | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:25 pm | |
| "Oh yes I could." Pulling a high powered revolved from his coat and pushing it to his head, "Give a reason of why I should not Fox." | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:29 pm | |
| Pixel turns around and faces Volks gun. He smiles, "you need me...." | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| Volk cocks the hammer, pushes the gun against him harder, then lowers it. "Is reason why we dogs no trust you sneaky, bastard Foxes." Volk waves over his personal transport vehicle. "Come comrades, we shall discuss in my car." | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:33 pm | |
| Pixel smiles in victory and walks with the others | |
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Shimo mod
Number of posts : 182 Age : 33 Location : In heaven... I couldn't take god being 16...... NOW I LIVE WITH HIM! Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| "Now kit.... Speak your mind or you shall die." Shimo said as he opened his shirt revealing a row of explosives. | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:35 pm | |
| "Backstabbing Fox!" Volk, pulls a PPSH from under his seat, "Now, now. Would be bad idea, yes Fox?" | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:38 pm | |
| "Ah yes, streight to buisness I see," Pixel says, "This whole revolution is centered around Iron Wolf, am I not correct. I just so happen to no where he's being kept." | |
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Comrade_Volk mod
Number of posts : 215 Age : 34 Location : Jackson,GA Registration date : 2008-08-18
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:51 pm | |
| "So small Fox, where would this be?" | |
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Pixel Fox apprentice
Number of posts : 110 Registration date : 2008-08-20
| Subject: Re: The 100 post club! Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:11 am | |
| Pixel points toward the distance, "why over there of course. Just past those mountains." | |
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