Introduce yourself

Hey you promised not to tell anyone :'( ... And besides that only happened twice..... Ok three times if you count that one time......

How did you even fit in the bag? It's like as big as a DVD case. And, yes, I'm counting that time.

It took a lot of expertise and butter.... Mmmmmmm hairy butter.

And who had to lick all that hairy butter off?!

Well I got most of it off... But there were those spots that my tongue just couldn't reach... So thank you once again for being my hairy butter licker

That's right, respect where respect is due is all I'm asking.

lol volk if you licked clean shimo's unreachable buttered part that respect and fucking awe lol...

Yes, and very much so.

It was very much appreciated. And definitely enjoyed... *yiff yiff*



(Those were fox noises you bloody pervs)

oh dear....you know for such a fox like noise, I'm suprised how many species have learned to imitate it... then use it as a very spesific thing....hmm does that mean yiff could very bossibly be derogetory to foxs? A couple busy *playingcards* with a very peeved fox out side yelling "Thats our expression for happyness and slight amuseement...we don't say it like...oh my, is that two *bumbblebees* I see there...."

^^ but yiff is a good word....

My god, we might all be spiciest against foxes! I never thought of it that way. With that said, what the hell would a wolf say?

Comrade_Volk wrote:

My god, we might all be spiciest against foxes! I never thought of it that way. With that said, what the hell would a wolf say?

Hmm good question...I must say I really don't know... hmm thinking some sort of deep chesty hum of some sort. Perhaps Rurumm (Rer-um).....but i must say I don't know.

This issue may have to bare some thought....

Yeah, wolves being a larger canine, would have something a little deeper and heartier than the little fox "yiff."

HEY whats that suppose to mean... Bigger...... *Yip yip* Oh damn it all!!! I'm thinking

HEY whats that suppose to mean... Bigger...... *Yip yip* Oh damn it all!!! I'm thinking a wolf would sound some thing like THIS ha eat that wolves XD. lol

*Whimper* Wolves are cool.

Yeah real cool.... Cool like my frying pan in yo face bitch. Yeah ah huh this postimacating war is on beotch.

Aww *unhappy face*

Frying pans shaped like volks face are the best for omilets..... As then I can get a turn on eating breakfest.

You love to lick white stuff off my face, especially when it's yours...

MMMM Salty

My Name is Hay Summers, Im Russian, Im 5 foot and a 110 pounds, Im blond with blue/brown eyes. I currently live in Toronto, Canada but in a month or so, i might move to germany. I am a very friendly and nice person once you get to know me, but guys, im a girls girl, im a lesbian. I have a RL sweetie already called Anna and i am happy with her.

But dont get disapointed guys, you can still talk to me, heck, even try to flirt with me

holy shit guys our first spam! woo...can we frame it?

XD I think I'm gonna print off that huge sig and frame it... But this one doesn't seem like spam... Not enough logos on the account. Well if they respond then we know they are real. This would make the forum 5 guys to 2 girls...... (I'm excluding Rakai as he has yet to post once.)

hmm but I really cant see why a real lespian would openly offer for *internet* boys to flirt with her...I'll be wagering my left nut thats spam...