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"You bastard! You lied to me! You said you would stay with me if Shimo ever found out!*
Chases after Pixel.

I feel so hurt and destroyed... My life is over...... Left by the only man that ever loved me......WAIT......... I'll sue the prick for custody and then I can live off the alimony. Score.

*Stops running in front of Shimo then looks both ways before talking*

"Well Shimo did I happen to mention that I'm also a lawyer," Pixel says as he pulls out a pile of nametags then puts on that says "Lawyer" on it onto his shirt.

"You can only do that if we had kids!!!"
And begins to run around again.

"Well then I have a surprise for you Volk..... I'm Pregnant beotch." Shimo pulled up his shirt and began to rub his belly. "I think I can even feel him kicking..... I think he's gonna need soccer lessons...... And anything else I can think of ass hole."

P.S. Pixel you needs to get on teh skype.... "I think Volks trying to kill me to get out of alimony payments."

RE:PS...Well I should be getting Skype within the week so just be patient.

Besides now you have a child to take care of lol

You mush get teh Skypes and do you have a webcam? If so get cam frog to.

well Im sure Im going to get skype when I get my laptop but as for a webcam Im not too sure about.

Yeah, if you get a web cam, you will have to look at our ugly mugs X3

We'll make him look even if he doesn't get one.

Yeah, it's kinda like the ark of the covenant, you don't want to look, but you can't help yourself.

And then death..... Just like Dr Jones

Yes, I want him to hold me with his perfectly chiseled man ja... I mean, uh, boobies. Yes, boobies.

*looks at Volk wide eyed*

I thought I knew u man....

"When you've been around as long as I have sonny, You know you never really know a man till you've seen em inchs froom deeeeth.... I learnt thatin way bek in 1913 bek in thet thar great war." Said an old man hobleing into the room. "By the way my name is Shimno sonny."

Volk looks at the old man in fear,
"Oh god! It's Sergent Rape!"

"Yeah and your ass is mine baby.

Volk goes to his pack.
Volk uses Pokeball!

HAH I'm a legendary.... You done needs a masterballs beotch!

Volk uses down + B! (It makes it catch you)
Seeing this as useless, Volk uses a .30-30 and head shots him.

*Pixel stands next to Volk looking down at the dead corpse of Shimo*

"....You no that kinda defeats the purpose of catching a pokemon if its already dead..."

*starts poking Shimo's body with a stick*

Shimo's mouth popped open letting out a horrendous smell that seemed similar to rotting fish mixed with Volks feet.

Volk turns on the wood chipper.
"I do this all the time, trust me I know what I'm doin."

*Shit flys out of Shimo's behind..... Aparently even in death he can shit himself in fear......*

"Uh... Pixel! Clean that up!"
Hands Pixel a shovel.