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*Pixel Has Logged Out*

lol

Pulls Pixel back through the internet
"You ain't gettin away that easy boy!"
Ties Pixel up.

Shimno walk's in and looks over at the fox kit tied to the chair. "Ooooh Finaly some one to force to listen to my stories and rape!" Said the old man grinning away. "I'm gonna make it hurt to sit for a week boy!"

"You sure does have a pretty mouth boy"

WHAT THE HECK! lol Whats with me on being the prey of everyones fantasies?

Well, it's not your fault you've got a +2 rape able cloak on... well, yeah, I guess it is.

lol but I have Furry Rape Repel equiped!!!...

Well, with these damn allergies, I can't sense it. So, um yeah, you get raped I guess.

No no no no no no no, not if I roll a perfect twenty

*rolls two twenty sided dice and they both land on 15*

DARN IT!!

My turn!
Volk rolls the 20 sided dice.
21! I win!

....Wait a minute....Looks at twenty-one sided dice....theres no zero on this one....

I always roll twenty-ones, even on regular dice.

HOLY CRAP!! YOUR THE MASIA OF TWENTY SIDED DICE!!

Standing proudly
Why yes, yes I am.

Super Volk!! The Savor of Odd Numbered Dice!!

*Volk stands on a rock with a waving flag behind him*

And his side kick *Pixel struggles to get to the top of the rock* Pixel! Savor of...of...well Im hear anyway!

Yes! Together we shall kick nerderdom's ass! And get all the hot nerd chicks! Lets us venture forth!
*Volk takes one step forward, trips, and falls 594 ft straight to the bottom of Mt. Awesome-rock*

*Theres an awcward silence as Pixel looks down at Volk after he fell*

"Well hero-beggers cant be hero-chooses *sigh*" Pixel then climbs down to meet Volk at the bottom of the Mt. Awesome-rock

*Volk rolls a 21 and is magically healed.*
I'm good, I'm good. Quickly young boy wonder! To the convention!
*batman sounds!*

VOLK MAN!! VOLK MAN!!!

*The two stand in the middle of the convention*

"So why did we come here again?"

*Volk ponders for a moment*
Something about nerds, and hot chicks... hmm. Oh hey look Pizza!
*batman sounds*

*The two are now sitting at a table eating pizza*

*Pixel pauses in confusion* "Wait how did we get to the table so fast?"

Ah my young leige, we used the power of the batman spinny sound effect thing.
*Sips on a soda*
Yup, it's pretty sweet.

Oh.....*sips his soda and takes a bit of his pizza*

shoots the soda out of pixles hand and shouts "i am ftw"

Volk rolls a 21, and is granted a magic missile!
"I cast magic missile!"